Twisted Funny Poems and Jokes

What is humorous about twisted funny poems? You know how sometimes even funny poems also get boring because it is cliche? Well, with twisted poems you will never stop laughing. These poems are unique, cute, and creative and out of the box.

Some twisted poems are rude and some are meant for adults. Some of them are simply hilarious and very funny. You can choose which type you like the best and find it easily here.

So here are the top twisted funny poetry for you to enjoy...

1. Twisted Funny Poem: Matthew Brindle Upside Down

Matthew Brindle, bright and strong
has his ups and downs all wrong.
Walks around on his his two hands,
making very few demands.

Humble from his airborne toes
right down to his earthbound nose.
Works with head down on his seat.
In the air are his two feet.

Matt's boss said that he's no shirker,
is in fact, a model worker.
"Always thinks of something new . . .
I guess that's just his point of view."

2. Twisted Silly Poem: Monster-Meat Stew

Have you ever feasted on monster-meat stew
washed down with a large mug of Frankenstein's brew,
and served by a waitress, who cackles and chews,
with cheerful green skin and a large wart or two?

Have you ever chowed down on lizard-meat pie,
washed down with a pitcher of water run dry,
and served by a waiter with red-colored eye,
who trips on his pitchfork when he stumbles by?

Have you ever gobbled down buzzard au gratin?
It's best when the cheese that it's cooked with is rotten
and served by a warlock, who's better forgotten,
whose pointy wide ears are both stuffed with white cotton?

I've asked all my questions. Your answer's complete.
Yet, I am confused. Tell me, what do you eat?

by Denise Rodgers

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3. Funny Twisted Poetry: Herbert Hillbert Hubert Snod

Herbert Hillbert Hubert Snod
was known for eating all things odd.
The thing that bothered me the most
was he spread toothpaste on his toast.
“It’s springtime fresh, so cool and minty.”
His smiling eyes were bright and squinty.

On baked potatoes, he would slather
one half can of shave cream lather.
I don’t know how his tum could cope
as he ingested cubes of soap.
At times his food choice made a scene;
at least he kept his innards clean.

4. Funny Twisted Poem: A Garden More Than Odd

Mary Merksam Maxim Dodd
has a garden more than odd.
She thinks it just a handsome treat
to grow a prickly row of feet.

The next row, shock, to your surprise
is tender shoots of long-lashed eyes.
It won't at all allay your fears
to see her row of hairy ears.

And right next to her prize won roses
is a row of sneezing noses.

She sprinkles antihistamine
and wipes the noses dry and clean.
Her favorite row, of few demands
is one made up of waving hands.

How does she tend her garden patch?
She enters quick, and draws the latch.
She feeds her "plants" some roast beef lean,
potatoes, mashed, and lima beans.

But I've often heard her gripe,
"What will I do, when they come ripe?"
As some will run off in the breeze,
and some will snap and some will sneeze.
But some will see her hopeful face,
and to her joy, will stay in place.

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