Funny Wedding Poems about Marriage

Why funny wedding poems about marriage? If you or one of your friends is getting marries, you can make their wedding more memorable by using funny poems about weddings.

You can use the poem in your wedding vows to make then more unique and humorous. You can also read aloud the funny poem in your wedding ceremony for the guest and make a toast after it to the bride and groom.

Your funny wedding poem will give everyone a good laugh and make the memory of this day last forever in their mind.

So here are some top funny poems about weddings and getting marries. Enjoy!

1. Funny Wedding Poem: The Tux

Standing up will cost you bucks.
If you're a guy, you rent a tux.
The suit , the tie, the vest, the shoes.
There's nothing that you have to choose.
Unzip the pack, and you are there.
Your only choice? Your underwear!

2. Cute Wedding Poem: The Wedding Gown

You put it on.
It costs so much
That even the deposit
Might very well
Exceed the cost
Of all clothes
In your closet.

It's neutral white
To match all shades
Throughout the coming months.
But here's the truth:
If all goes well
You'll only wear it once.

3. Funny Wedding Poem: The Wedding

Bridal gown is white and poofy.
Cousin-groomsman acts so goofy,
Sticks his finger in his nose,
Steps on sister Mary's toes.

Grandpa makes my Auntie cry.
No one knows the reason why.
Brother eats the un-cut cake,
Grabs a handful by mistake.

Flowers add that special touch.
Uncle Charlie drinks too much.
Looking for a new romance
Asks a flowerpot to dance.

Even though it's kind of sappy
Bride and groom both look so happy.
After all is said and done,
Weddings are such crazy fun!

More Funny Wedding Poems for You

Enjoyed the above humorous wedding poems? Then you can find even more free funny poems below. Choose any of them you find most interesting and feel free to share it with your partner or friends to get a good laugh. Enjoy!

4. Funny Wedding Poetry: I Wanna Be Yours

let me be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
let me be your ford cortina
i will never rust
if you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
you call the shots
i wanna be yours

let me be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
let me be your dreamboat
when you wanna sail away
let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
i don't care
i wanna be yours

let me be your electric meter
i will not run out
let me be the electric heater
you get cold without
let me be your setting lotion
hold your hair with deep devotion
deep as the deep atlantic ocean
that's how deep is my emotion
deep deep deep deep deep deep
i don't wanna be hers
i wanna be yours.

5. Funny Wedding Jokes and Quotes:

If Men Were In Charge of Planning Weddings....

There would be less "Oh Promise Me" and "Endless Love," and more "Louie, Louie" and "Mony Mony".

There would be a "Rehearsal Dinner Kegger" Party.

Bridesmaids would wear matching blue jean cut-offs and halter tops. They would have NO tan lines and more skin showing than not.

Tuxes would have team logos on the back and the Nike shoes would have matching team colors.

June Weddings would be scheduled around basketball play-offs.

Vows would mention cooking and sex specifically but omit that "forsaking all others" part.

Idiots that tried to dance with the Bride (unless they were really old) would get punched in the head.

Big slobbery dogs would be eligible for the role of "Best Man".

Ceremonies would be short and Honeymoons would be long.

Ceremonies and Honeymoons would be inexpensive compared to the cost of the Bachelor Party. Those strippers and liquor sure do add up.

6. Funny Wedding Joke: Early In Your Marriage

To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion -- just make sure the words are "Yes dear".

More Short Funny Poems?

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