Funny Rhyming Poems that Rhyme

Looking for funny rhyming poems that rhyme? Sometimes nothing is more humorous and even hilarious than some silly, stupid funny poems. These rhyming poems can be about all kinds of topics and they will make you laugh.

You can read these poems to your kids because children love rhymes, funny poems and stories. So you can entertain your kids and have fun yourself a well.

Also rhyming poems are a great funny gift for birthdays. So if it's your friend's birthday, you can use these cute rhyming poems to surprise your friend and make that day more fun and memorable.

Here are some of the top funny poems you can use for free. Feel free to share them with your friends too. Enjoy!

1. Funny Rhyming Poem: Something Growing in Our House

There's something growing in our house.
It's blue and quite well fed.
It's majorly disgusting.
(That is what my sister said.)

This monster in our kitchen has
not uttered yet one word.
So, if it growls or grumbles loud
well, this we've not yet heard.

It has no form or function -- not
an eye, a nose or snout.
I think it will be leaving when
our freezer is cleaned out.

2. Funny Poem that Rhymes: His Look is Wild

His look is wild.
His name is Fred.
His hair completely hides his head.

Take a peek.
(Show no surprise.)
You cannot even see his eyes.
Oh no, it must be as I feared.
His mouth is covered by his beard.

How does he breathe?
How does he eat?
How does he see to cross the street?

Perhaps he can't see people stare
and cannot find the barber chair.
Until he makes a barber stop
he will remain less man than mop.

by Denise Rodgers

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3. Funny Rhyme and Silly Poem: Fire and Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.

But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

4. Funny Rhyming Poem: I Am So Lucky

Thank heavens your Mum met your Dad.
Thank heavens there was you.
I've never been so lucky, to know a soul so pure and true.
We share so much and I know for sure without you I'd be blue.
Here's to a happy birthday baby, I love you through and through!

We go together like peanut butter and jelly,
I even love your round little jolly belly.
I love being with you and just watching the telly,
or we could go out and find a good deli.

Out in this universe so bold and true,
how in the world did I meet someone like you.
You fit me so well that I definitely construe,
that I must have just ordered you from life's menu.

The flowers you brought me are sitting in the sink,
thank goodness you got the ones the really stink.
Every time I smell them they will make me think,
how wonderful you are and that we are in sync.

On one magical night not too long ago,
you and I met across a crowded room.
I said to myself it is time to forgo,
anyone else for my heart went zoom.

Once upon a time a girl met this guy,
oh and at first she was so very shy.
But the guy persisted until by and by,
he won over this girl and wondered why.
So he asked this question and she did sigh,
that she loved that his eyes mirrored the sky.

The day I met you the sun shone brighter,
now how could our love be any righter?
All your qualities from you being a fighter,
to knowing when the mood needs to be lighter,
mean so much to me and has made us tighter.

You are so unbelievably good to me,
that I fall deeper in love everyday.
Your so sweet you fit me to a tee,
I will just let you carry me away.

When I am with you love is on my mind,
I feel so safe and warm with you.
You have this charm and you are kind,
no wonder I feel a love that is so true.

My body feels love for you to such an extent,
that at times it truly make me feel all afire.
So I write this poem to make sure the message is sent,
I am going to make you mine that is what I aspire.

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