Funny Family Poems

Why funny family poems? Sometimes nothing can be more humorous and entertaining than cute funny poems. You can always get a good laugh by just reading these poems about different funny topics.

Humorous family poems are about your mom, dad, sister, brother, grandpa, grandma, wife and husband. You can find the kind of funny poem you're looking for about any of your family members.

Simply share these funny poems with your family and you will have fun and get a great laugh together. Here are some of the best funny family poems for you to enjoy...

1. Funny Family Poem: My Sister's Room

I have plans for my sister's room
Which I've renamed the den of doom,
While she is gone for three days (three!)
With plans to have more fun than me.

There's ice cream for her pillowcase
(Nice and sticky for her face).
Rubber spiders for her sheets,
(A nice and soothing bed-time treat.)

I'll read her journal — glue it shut,
And tell my mom it's filled with smut.
I'll stuff her shoes with pistachios,
Her posters I'll mustachio.

Give me time, I'll think of more.
What's that? My sister locked her door!?
I'm so angry I could bust.
It's sad when sisters don't have trust.

2. Funny Family Poem: My Uncle Jack

This poem is a tale about my Uncle Jack
who has hair on his legs, on his arms, on his back,
on his knees, on his hands, hair all over the place.
And if he didn't shave, he'd have hair on his face.

The only place lacking of hair is his head.
He has a white dome of smooth skin there instead.
He peels fresh bananas, and eats like Godzilla.
By no you have guessed . . .
He's a piebald gorilla.

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3. Funny Family Poem: My Grandma Can't Bake Cookies

My grandma can't bake cookies, and
she's not too good at cakes,
and every time she tries to, she
comes up with new mistakes.

She baked a batch of chocolate chips
and set the heat so high,
the cookies turned to charcoal slabs
that looked like her peach pie.

She tried to bake some cupcakes, but
she could not find a cup.
She tried to make pineapple cake,
and it turned right-side up.

Whenever Gramma frosts a cake,
it splits and kind of breaks.
Thank goodness grandma likes to take
me out for chocolate shakes.

4. Funny Family Quotes and Sayings

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"

"When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child."
Sophia Loren, "Women and Beauty"

"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest."
Irish Proverb

"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."
Jewish Proverb

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
William D. Tammeus

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