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Funny Family Poems
Why funny family poems? Sometimes nothing can be more humorous and entertaining than cute funny poems. You can always get a good laugh by just reading these poems about different funny topics.
Humorous family poems are about your mom, dad, sister, brother, grandpa, grandma, wife and husband. You can find the kind of funny poem you're looking for about any of your family members.
Simply share these funny poems with your family and you will have fun and get a great laugh together. Here are some of the best funny family poems for you to enjoy...
1. Funny Family Poem: Sisters Are Cool
Love is love
Hate is hate
I watch my sister masterbate.
Chips are chips
Bread is bread
Sometimes my sister gives me head.
Pop is pop
Spam is spam
I have my sister jacking off on cam.
Mom is mom
Dad is dad
They found this poem and got really mad.
2. Funny Family Poem: My Uncle Jack
This poem is a tale about my Uncle Jack
who has hair on his legs, on his arms, on his back,
on his knees, on his hands, hair all over the place.
And if he didn't shave, he'd have hair on his face.
The only place lacking of hair is his head.
He has a white dome of smooth skin there instead.
He peels fresh bananas, and eats like Godzilla.
By no you have guessed . . .
He's a piebald gorilla.
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3. Funny Family Quotes and Sayings
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
Oscar Wilde, "The Importance of Being Earnest"
"When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child."
Sophia Loren, "Women and Beauty"
"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest."
"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."
"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
William D. Tammeus
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