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Funny Birthday Poems
Looking for funny birthday poems for your friends or family? You know how reading a funny poem in a birthday can bring lots of fun and laughter and make it more special. That's why you can find lots of silly birthday poems here to use for free.
You can write these short funny poems on your present, or you can read it out loud to attract the attention of everyone in the birthday party. Whether it's your friend's birthday, your mother's birthday, or your sister's, you can use these free funny poems here.
1. Funny Birthday Poem: The Gift
Hey it's your birthday
The time has come
It's an important moment
Coming from the Bay
I got you a gift
You can't figure it out
Please do me a favor
And work my midnight shift
You only have to work till 2
My uniform color is blue
Someone will make a surprise visit
And you'll never know who
Before you open your gift
Let me help you out
The process won't be possible
Unless I give you a lift
2. Funny Birthday Poetry: Birthday Reminder
It's your birthday, so don't feel down;
Don't think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you've done since your birth.
You started out really small,
Now you're really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.
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3. Silly Birthday Poem: Can't Remember
I wish you something, just can't remember,
Don't be upset, you're my family member.
It was clearly, on my mind,
With so many thoughts, it's hard to find.
Maybe it's simply not that essential,
Please lose that frown, you have so much potential.
On second thought, it might be coming back to me,
Now I know, why those brain pills were free.
Visions appear of colorful balloons,
In the background, I hear those fine tunes.
Near the end of the dream, I can taste a delicious cake,
It must be your birthday, as I awake.
4. Funny Birthday Poem: Your Zoo
A birthday should always be a joyous occasion,
Family and friends; obvious invasion.
Duplicate gifts, you don't even like,
If you complain, might get a strike.
One simple day, placed on display,
Carefully observed, for signs of decay.
Dishonest smiles, they don't mingle in truth,
As if you were the only, losing your youth.
At such a wise age, everything seems so clear,
Excuse to celebrate, they all came for beer.
Deep down inside, you know that they care,
Your Zoo is unique, normal is rare.
Short Funny Birthday Poetry - Add Fun to Any Birthday
Everyone gives a present at a birthday. So why not make yours stand out by including a humorous poem to make everyone laugh and remember you for years?
Funny poetry is the perfect gift for birthdays for mother, father, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa, kids, and friends. You can find more funny poetry below. Enjoy!
5. Funny Birthday Poem: Life's Journey
It only happens once each year,
Book the train and pack your gear.
Your destination seems unknown,
As you sit there, all alone.
Something internal, in a rush,
Just like the toilet, we usually flush.
Constantly staring at the clock,
Are you waiting for your flock?
Savour the moment, don't wait for the end,
Nobody knows, if you may extend.
Journey divided into equal parts,
Today is another, we'll add to the charts.
Your train has left, from the town of birth,
Hopefully located, on planet earth.
The next stop, might seem the same,
It shall reveal, what you became.
6. Funny Birthday Poem: Young at Heart
Happy birthday young at heart,
So many decades, where to start?
With energy, like that pink bunny,
You make us look lazy, that's not funny!
Never-ending old school ways,
Filled with stories, to Amaze!
Listening has been lost with age,
You belong on theatre stage.
If you manage to forget,
We'll remind you, don't you fret.
Happy birthday young at heart,
Smile with joy, you old fart.
7. Funny Birthday Poem: Careless Birthday
I have known you quite a while,
When you talk, you make me smile.
A special friend, I will probably keep,
If you buy me, a cool jeep.
It's your birthday, I nearly forgot,
Searched online, bought you squat.
Hope you don't turn all bitter,
Since you've never been a quitter.
I nearly quit, writing this verse,
Mind is blank, it's a curse.
Soon, your party will be here,
If I wake up, I'll surely appear.
8. Funny Birthday Poem: Childhood Games
On your Birthday, let's play a game,
Your rolling eyes, perceive it as lame.
Remember when, you were a child,
Soiled playground days, exceptionally wild.
Dodge ball and horse,
Required some Force!
Unique jump-rope rhymes,
Oh, those were the times.
During Hide and Seek,
We knew you would peek.
When Simon would say to touch your nose,
He did mislead, and you learned to oppose.
Snakes and Ladders would never end,
Near the finish, always descend.
Spin the Bottle during early teens,
What was the brand of your ripped up jeans?
On your Birthday, let's play a game,
I promise you, it might be lame.
Cheer up and smile, never grow old,
Act like a kid, youthfully bold.
9. Funny Birthday Poem: Birthday Tease
I hastily tried to search online,
For the perfect birthday rhyme.
But couldn't find a suitable poem,
And just decided to make up my own.
You're cute and cuddly, just like a doll,
I just want to grab your hand and go for a stroll.
Actually just teasing! I think you're pleasantly mature,
And even find that you've got a certain mysterious allure.
Birthdays can sometimes be a little drab, I'm sure,
But can be fixed with laughter, it's the only cure!
You're rare and a little eccentric,
An awfully cool friend, for a chick!
I wish you a super fabulous birthday,
And hope there is a hundred more, everyone more special than today.
10. Funny Kids Birthday Poem: Today Is Birthday
Today is the day.
But what day is it?
Maybe its Christmas, Maybe its Halloween?
Could today be the day we see the Queen?
Maybe we will get tons of sweets
After Christmas Mass
Maybe we will dress up in our sheets
Yelling boo as people pass
Lets see, I think all of these may be wrong
But what day could it be?
Wait I now hear a song
Guess who's turning 3!
11. Funny Birthday Poem: Birthday at Fifty
Today I turned fifty. I feel really good.
My body's still working quite well thanks. (Touch wood!)
My hair's not too gray, my wrinkles are few,
I can still touch my toes with my knuckles. (Can you?)
I'm quite full of vigor, just getting ripe.
(But they now print the phone book in much smaller type.)
My hearing's still good. What's that you say?
Speak clearly, don't mumble, your voice wafts away.
Inside this old body I'm still young, but then
If life starts at forty, I'm really just ten.
By Sue Taylor
12. Funny Birthday Poem: Getting Older
One Year has again passed by
Time has wings and is set to fly
Earlier i used to wait for the birthday
Wait for the hour of that D- day
But No celebrations as for now
My life has shorten, yes i know
No worries no tensions
I am celebrating Birthday with my pension
Being Old is not that funny
Lying on the bed makes us big fat bunny
But still i love the candles and cake
Would surely want some more birthday cakes to bake
No matter how old i am
I am still a rockstar fan
Enjoy the party have some fun
Enjoy the warmth of the sun
Balloons and bells for the occasion
To decorate the birthday boy we need no reason.
Happy Birthday – Enjoy being older
Specially Made for Funny Junk
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